[03:10:22 PM] leannee. (: : oh
[03:10:22 PM] leannee. (: : i forgot it's some asshole's birthday
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[03:10:23 PM] leannee. (: : help me wish her thanks

Its my birthday!
and my dear friends decided to have birthday bash for me yesterday by pouring 5 gallons of water over my head.
they surrounded me,made a toast, and the next thing I knew I was dripping and sputtering water.
ah,thoughtful loving friends of mine.

went out with gab,ying and wenhan after that to the curve.
guess which idiots decided to go in school uniforms.
and guess which idiots got kicked out of the cinema and the jukebox place.

so in the end we settled down for some ice cream.
it costs 5.90 and the thing tastes like milk.
Oh well.
If ying made the ice cream it would probly taste diluted.
So we should thank God for our blessings.

Gabriel gave me a Chips More key chain.
it has this stupid face on it with miang eyes.
oh and the chain was broken.
what friends i have.

Well we walked around a lot and somehow ended up at Borders.
There was this book with the title " BALLS!"
the book cover had a picture of two men on it, one pointing his finger at the other,and the other staring down with his mouth wide open.
how meaningful.

well when we went back it was raining,so we had to run.
yong ying looked like an absolute gay lord skipping in her baju kurung.
the above is put in big bold letters to irritate a certain person.

=D

when we arrived in school my mom wasnt around and then we sat and hung around the bus layby for awhile.
eventually gab and han went back.
so i was stuck with ying.

 how wrong...

ANYWAY.

it started raining heavier.
the rain started spraying our faces and we got soaked as hell,so we grabbed our bags and ran for dear life.

Coincidentally my adidas paperbag chose to have pms on that day.
The bottom suddenly ripped and all my things fell out,files,books,pj shirt,Ruzmita's homework and all.
Bloody hell.
Had to hug em all and hop all the way back into school.

Well we walked around awhile, then went out to the bus layby.
Parents still werent there. Typical.

Oh well.
Thanks for the birthday wishes all of u.=]

im just so so bloody tired.
its only january and im trying to keep up with my studies,my social life,my friends,and stuff.

Its tiring when ur suffering from emotional stress as well.
gawd.
those fucking bastards.
DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING TRASH TO U?
IM NOT THE FUCKING CHUCKY DOLL HANGING FROM THE CEILING FOR U TO POKE AND LAUGH AT.
IM A FUCKING HUMAN WITH RIGHTS.

so why dont u look urself in the mirror and go fuck urself.

self conceited fucking assholes.
BURN IN HELL.

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ITS SCHOOL TIME!

yay for us.

...blah.

How much torture can a person take?
We're bloody going back to SCHOOL.
the torture,the teachers,the neverending crap from teachers and the neverending homework from teachers.

And my bag got stepped on on the first day.=[

Every year,something bad happens on my first day.
Form one,I got lost.-.-
Form two,I was late to school,knew which block and which floor my class was,didnt know which one it was.
I threw my bag randomly and rushed down to perhimpunan.It landed in the tong sampah.Wtf.
Form three,I went wrong class.

Sad right?

My class teacher is popiah.
Shes kinda nice actually.Just bloody blur.But thats how we like it.=]
MY KH TEACHER IS LEE MAY PING,WTF WTF.
...actually shes kinda okay at teaching.=\

I AM THE TONG SAMPAH WOMAN!
wheeeee,I have a job as a lepaker again.
though i dont know how seeing that anggerik is so...lack of rubbish.
One whole morning and there were only two balls of paper in the rubbish bin.
I might just get a FEED ME sign and paste it on the bin.

There's a new guy in class.
Names Ng Jaz. O.O
sounds like Jay-Z donnit?
I wanna have a name that sounds like Beyonce.=]

Gabby is as black as ever...(read this u black she man.)
Fai is as blind as ever...
Yy is as retarded and as much of a gay homo as ever...
Elaine just stones...
Ying is my singing and lepaking partner in crime as always...
Suez still reminds me of a smurf...
Lea still whacks as hard as ever...
Shing is still as short small petite as ever...
Caryi is still as mcd yellow loving as ever...
Sze is still as much of a freak of nature as ever...
and Hao Min is still a stupidface.=]

Get the picture?
Its a bloody pattern.
Why cant ET land in bu4 or something?
Or maybe Prema and Siva will elope.
o.o

Lets hope something nice happens this year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(whoever invented the term obviously never knew school.)

these are my gay friends.
after this post,u will see why i call them gay.

Elaine invited us to her club in Sri D'sara for basketball and swimming and karaoke.
After being stuck at home dating the the comp(my bum is practically frozen to my seat),i practically yelled YAY at her.
Elaine called me gila babi.

YongYing and I went first la.We played basketball around 4 something,waiting for yy to come.
Basketball my backside.
Played halfway and after not scoring on half a dozen attempts,Elaine threw the ball at me and sat her bum down on the court.Ying joined her.
The two idiots are like so supportive.
Everytime i miss,they yell boo.When I score,THEY ALSO YELL BOO.
WHAT LA.
Do they not understand the meaning of CONGRATS KARYEE U SCORED,YAYYYYYY.
apparently they dont.
suckasses.

We tried to play one on ones,but we gave up after 10 seconds.
This is why u can never put my homogaybian friends on a basketball court.

We went to the cafeteria after that.
Had iced cappucino.
Iced cappucino my backside.
The thing tastes like water.Someone should go into the kitchen and tell the waiters the whole point of cappucino is the COFFEE IN IT.
Suddenly Ying started screaming like hell just broke loose.
Why?
She saw bunnies.-.-
I thought it must be an illusion or something but...
okay.wtf. there WERE bunnies.
So we left Elaine to jaga our tasteless drinks and ran downstairs to chase bunnies.

cute right?
of course it would be cuter if they weren't so busy sniffing one another's asses.

After our drink,we went into the ampitheatre.amphitheater.ampeetheatre.theater.theatre.
argh.whatever la.
they were showing Planet Ape.
Elaine's hometown!=D
all her fellow hairy ape men.
And there was one part when the ape went ape shit.
Walaoeh,IT CAN FLY. Kept banging itself on walls and rocks though.=\

Then yy arrived and we went for dinner.

EAT UR HEART OUT YEWFAI.
Fiesta Chicken is so much more fantab than durian.=]

Happy people eating.

After dinner we went for Karaoke.
Yeah I cant sing for shits,but its so nice to yell ur head off.=]
The karaoke room was basically....one room.As in,anybody who wants to karaoke all take turns singing in the damn room.
WhatTheShits.
The manager said the doors were soundproof though.
SOUNDPROOF MY BACKSIDE.
We were singing Dancing Queen or some lala song when one of us decided to go pee.
AND THE DAMN DOOR WAS NOT SOUNDPROOF.
Bloody hell la.Half the club could hear us.

Yy: Really ar?Then I guess Sri Damansara wont be able to sleep tonight.

We really did get high though.
Some sohai laughed till she rolled on the floor.

Some sohai.

Ying and Elaine recorded a video of me and yy swaying our asses while singing Dancing Queen.

t(-.-t)

ying and ky.so gay lah.

After the karaoke,yy's dad came to fetch us all home.
Ying and I went to Elaine's house first to wait for our parents.
WE WATCHED STEP UP.
haha,must have been my 9th time.

The minute Elaine saw Channing Tatum she kept jumping around in excitement showing off her armpits.
Guess Elaine found her Sex God.=]

Elaine our lady Pimp.

Know whats boredom?

Step into my daily life and you'll know boredom.
The type of boredom that makes u prefer to run around the streets naked.
Crack does that too and trust me,I prefer crack.

Whats so great bout the holidays?
(If u've been to some wonderland vacation or to about a gazillion parties,please dont answer the question.-.-)
Holidays is that time of  year when ur hair doesnt turn gray from the stress of work but the time of year when ur hair turns gray trying to find something to do.

Talk about year round stress.

If someone asked me whether I prefer school or holidays I'd say Screw Both.
What does one do during holidays?
Tear their hair out trying to find transport to go out,then curse loudly when theres none.
Call people with ur pms-prone phone,then wind up calling the wrong number.(eg.some number with a Can You Feel The Love Tonight-Elton John ringtone.)
Watch tv and realise the most exciting channel is the Tamil channel.

Then of course u eat and sleep and fart and burp,shit and pee and curse and stone.
How nice.
Then of course theres whining blogging.

I shall keel over and die now.
Thank you.